Doesn’t take a team of British eggheads to tell me what I already knew. You see, I have a very very healthy and rational fear of clowns. Always have. They just plan creep me out. My worse nightmare is coming home at night and hearing a noise when I step out of my car. What do I see in the distance? A clown, casually walking. I get shivers just thinking about it. Maybe we’ll get a ban on clowns, run them out of town on their little bikes?