My Dancing with the Stars dream lineup

Random post, something I was thinking about over the weekend while catching up on the latest “DWTS” episodes.  What would my dream cast of stars look like, or should at least be considered?  I tried to categorize them based on what the makeup seems to follow:

Veteran Celebrities

  • Dick Van Dyke
  • Carol Burnett
  • Julie Andrews
  • Morgan Freeman

“Where are they now?” Celebrities

  • Don Johnson
  • Andie McDowell
  • Andrew McCarthy
  • Lea Thompson
  • James Spader 

Obligatory teen idol/Disney indentured servant Celebrities

  • The funny boy that has that show where he plays a latch-key kid.
  • The cute, popular girl that has that show and faux-sings but now has an album coming out.

Sports Celebrities

  • Sheryl Swoopes
  • Charles Barkley
  • Chris Everett
  • Maria Sharapova
  • Reggie Miller

Niche/Reality TV Celebs

  • Alton Brown
  • Ted Allen
  • Guy Fieri
  • Nene Leaks

Current/topical Celebrities

  • Will Ferrell
  • Tina Fey
  • Rob Lowe

Other Celebrities

  • Rosie O’Donnell
  • Andy Dick
  • Cheri Oteri
  • Jesse James

Recording Artist Celebrities

  • Rick Springfield
  • Bobby Brown
  • Pat Benatar
  • Alan Jackson
  • Reba McEntire